ASC Pt. III

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Monday, October 23, 2006

 

Sex! Yes... Again...

A group of students (1 white girl, 1 black girl, 1 asian guy) are sitting in class discussing public and private space.

White Girl: We should do something funny and fucked up.

Asian Guy: Okay, like what?

Black Guy: We should tell a bunch of racist jokes.

AG: Well, we've got most of the basics down.

WG: We should just go to the Tim Horton's and talk about sex really loud.

BG: That would be so funny.

AG: I guess.

WG: It's perfect. I'll be like talking to you and I'll be like "Last night I went down on my boyfriend for like 25 minutes and he couldn't fucking come". It would be hilarious.

BG: It's perfect.

AG: I guess so.

WG: You're no fun. We should just make spectacles of ourselves.

AG: I'd rather not talk about stuff like that.

WG: Like what? Sex?

AG: Yea, I guess.

WG: Come on, it's just sex.

BG: It's no big deal. Everyone talks about it.

AG: Not me.

WG: What's the big deal? Fuck, blowjob, cunt. Who cares?

AG: I guess I do.

WG: You're such a prude. What does it matter? Are you ashamed of sex?

AG: I'd rather not talk about it.

WG: It's just sex, dude.

AG: Not to me. I don't like to think about sex.

WG: Why? Give me one good reason why.

AG: I've only had sex with one girl, and I was completely in love with her. We were together for like forever and then she broke my heart into a million pieces and ever since whenever I think about sex or even if I hear someone talk about sex, I think of her and I get totally fucking sad because I'm still in love with her. So don't tell me it's just sex because the words dildo, cunt, and blowjob all sounds like love to me.

White girl feels awkward.

WG: I'm sorry.

She exits.

BG: Is that true?

AG: Sort of. I just didn't like her being so pushy.



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