ASC Pt. III

So I was just driving home by myself yesterday in the middle of the night and as I always do, to keep myself awake and I started to think about girls. But not just girls in general, but like the scale in which you rate them. To be blunt, I am the veinest person in the world. Well, I am and I'm not. Personally, I just think everyone is kind of ugly. I look at people and look right at their face and actually look if they're good looking and not just covering it up with make-up or hiding behind nice shiney hair. For example, Jessica Simpson, ugly. Jennifer Aniston, pretty ugly. Julia Roberts, a horse is a horse of course of course. Maybe I'm just nuts, but that's how I feel.

Anyways, on the scale of 1-1O in termrs of beauty, it's very rare for someone to score a 10. I just don't think it's right to give someone a 10 just to be nice. 10s should be rare. I hate when people are like "I'd give her an 11". That's just not right. It's like saying those tens you gave in the past were just given for being good enough.

So 1Os? In my life I've only given three tens. 1) My ex-girlfriend. 2) A good friend (who I sadly haven't spoken to in a very long time). And 3) A girl in my Shakespeare class.

But in honesty, only one of those tens are genuine. Let me explain.

My ex-girlfriend and I met online, so when we first met (though she was very gorgeous) my opinion on her was kind of unfair. I felt too much for her to make an honest judgement of her. So her 1O does not count. There will be an asterik beside her name.

My good friend who I will keep nameless to keep my and her annomity. When I think about it, when she and I first met, she didn't score a 10. She scored a 7, which is a very good score from me. 7 is quite above average. So that's good. When we first met she had this weird thing in her hair and it was just a big turn off... but as time went by and she and I got closer, she became a 10. But because of this initial 7 it kind of waters down her 10 so I guess she's not a genunine 10 either.

So it comes down to this girl from my shakespeare class. When we first met, I gave her a ten and it hasn't dropped a point since. She had long brown hair and a pretty nice body. Not super thing and not super fit, but just really natural and a bit above average. You know what? Maybe she is an 11 because the more we hung out I started to fall for her. She just always made me laugh and smile and even though I hated going to school, I loved going in on tuesdays last year just to see and hang out with her. I was totally shocked when we first met and she started talking to me. I was like "You? Talk to me? You pretty". She was awesome.

Sadly, we've lost touch... ah, well.